Here are 10 funny quotes about New Year’s resolutions to lighten the mood:
- “A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.”
- “My resolution was to read more, so I turned on the subtitles while watching TV.”
- “May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.” – Joey Adams
- “This year, I resolve to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.”
- “I love when they drop the ball in Times Square. It’s a nice reminder of what I did all year.”
- “I’m planning on being less sarcastic this year… like that’s gonna happen.”
- “Dieting on New Year’s Day is easy. It’s the next 364 days that are the hard part.”
- “My resolution is to stop procrastinating. But I’ll start tomorrow.”
- “This year, I’m finally going to lose weight… the same weight I’ve been trying to lose for the past ten years.”
- “I can’t believe it’s been a whole year since I didn’t become a better person.”
Hope these bring a smile to your face! 😊